About Sir Mejcoe Sir Mejcoe is the first Mej Mej Strategist, who devises plans for the Exterminej and Mej Mej Warriors to use during battle. He has two assistants, Portiam and Portian, who are the portej who help him get around. Sir Mejcoe lives on the moon of Meej, the JJ Librej , which is also a library with all the known information about Mej Mej. He also protects the special Book, Book of the Overlords, which Ej, and the Mej Mej Overlords can telepathically write in, writing down their memories and sending them to Sir Mejcoe.